"Don't let Luau Thursday fool you, Jim: The layoffs are coming, I just know it. I was talking to Hank in Accounts Receivable, he said the folks from corporate had a top level meeting with some company called Jimmy Dean. I don't like the sounds of that, and you know I just lost the Perkins account."
"Sigh...Okay, just keep it off of Facebook, alright? My parents aren't dead yet."
"Thank Christ that Kate Middleton finally got knocked up. It's been all 'Suri Takes Ballet' and 'Suri Misses Her Daddy' not to mention the whole walking in on Daddy and Uncle John practicing their special Scientology hugs. God. So yeah, I'm just gonna kick back with my flowers and this pig carved out of Velveeta and take a freakin' break."
sauerbraten and that creepy dead baby from Trainspotting. Auf Wiedersehen!"